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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:09
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)